Watch: Dakota Johnson does her best 'sexy' in attempt to sell 'Fifty Shades' on Jimmy Fallon

God loves a trier, right?

Following on Jamie Dornan's appearance on the show trying his hand at all sorts of accents while reading 'Fifty Shades...' passages aloud earlier in the week, Dakota Johnson took to Jimmy's couch last night and did her best at being 'sexy' and selling 'Fifty Shades of Grey' for all she's worth. You can almost see the words 'contractual obligation' blazing out of her eyes.

With it being widely speculated and accepted that both Dornan and Johnson have zero time for each other and the movie they're having to promote, Fallon's latest segment dubbed 'Anything Can Be Sexy with Dakota Johnson' feels like nothing but an added torture for poor Dakota, who was forced to do turn asinine statements into stereotypical soft porn dialogue alongside Jimmy and some (in)appropriately honky muzak.

We really can't see her making an appearance in the two confirmed sequels. She'll probably still be in therapy for this press tour by the time they film anyway.

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Watch: Taylor Swift having none of interviewer saying she's going home with 'lots of men'

This must have gotten lost in all the Grammys madness from yesterday because it really is essential viewing.

On the red carpet at the Grammys on Sunday night, Taylor Swift was told by Entertainment Tonight's Nancy O'Dell that she was 'going to be walking home with more than lots of trophies' but also 'lots of men'. And Taylor Swift being Taylor Swift gave the swiftest (eeeeeeeey) response after the most telling and brilliant look and one-second pause that anyone's possible ever given an interviewer.

There's so much said and unsaid that it deserves to be watched to infinity.

The full interview is below, which shows how much a pro she is and how quickly old Swifto can bounce back from a dig and just carry on the interview, although Nancy O'Dell's certainly feeling the awkwardness after her question bombs.

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Watch: Remember the video of Miley hanging upside down topless? She's submitted it to NYC Porn Fest

First thing's first - this is NSFW, obvs...

Now - of course you remember. We posted it last May. It was directed by Quentin Jones and was for nowness.com? Anyway, it obviously didn't get the amount of attention Miley had hoped for because she's now reportedly submitted the vid for the The NYC Porn Film Festival, presented byPornhub, which starts February 27th. She's been specific and sent it into the S&M category.

The following comes via Uproxx.com: "Cyrus has submitted a short film called Tongue Tied, which was actually released last May and played during shows on the Bangerz tour. Fest founderSimon Leahy claims 'it’s a pop take on S&M,' and that Cyrus is 'starting to become more of a contemporary artist'." Or, Madonna.

The fact this originally came to light almost a year ago doesn't exactly embody the sentiment of 'nowness', but better late than never, hah?

Tila Tequila fans will be thrilled to hear she's also involved herself. Her submission is reportedly entitled (apologies if you're eating lunch) Tila Tequila: Backdoored & Squirting. 

Miley Cyrus: Tongue Tied on Nowness.com

Watch: Anna Faris' excruciating tale of having Mickey Rourke shush her baby on a long flight

We all have travel horror stories, but this one probably trumps yours by a country mile.

Anna Faris, half of one of our favourite celeb couples ever, told the tale of long haul travel with her young son that is every parent's nightmare to Jimmy Kimmel last night, but her's contained the added celebrity touch of a cameo from one of the biggest names in Hollywood.

According to Faris, she was flying back from visiting husband Chris Pratt on the set of Guardians of the Galaxy in London with their young son when he began making babbling noises in the cabin on the plane, as babies are wont to do. And instead of stoically putting in some earplugs or headphones, one fellow passenger decided that he would encourage the child to be silent by shushing him. And that passenger was Mickey Rourke.

Faris is notably scarred by the interaction, but at least she has a story out of it.

Non-parents and travelers of the world take note. Most parents realise that their child is doing what they're doing on the plane/train/whatever, so take a minute before you turn into a Mickey Rourke type asshole and put yourself in their shoes. So you've to deal with a toddler making noise for a solid few hours? Think of the parents who have to deal with it all the time and are probably exhausted, and then consider whether or not your chastising is going to help anyone.

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